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Tate

aka. Ian Taylor. Also a rookie in 2006, and yet another member of Olton Golf Club. Probably should've taken up basketball, rather than golf, but then again, with dodgy ankles what else could he do ? He has some long stiff shafts, but could probably do with another 6 inches, but then again, who couldn't ? Brings his creative accountancy skills to good use well he completes his scorecard, he has an uncanny knack of coming out on top when the fat-lady sings. Also a Villa fan, he has difficulty choosing between an unsuccessful Saturday afternoon on the golf course, or an unsuccessful Saturday afternoon at the Villa. 

Head of Trophy provision for Muffins, due to his excessive use of eBay and knack of finding a bargain. Like DJ, Tate is an habitual tourist. However despite all rumours to the contrary, avoids wearing his union-jack shorts on the course, and does not get up in the middle of the night to put his towel on the 1st tee. 

Whilst others in the party have a portly appearence, Tate is the only member who can genuinely claim to be a fat get. The only XXL in the party, though it's likely this is partly due to the fact that his head is closer to the moon than terra firma. 

Tate's bench would in the hawthorn bushes and bog-land to the left of the 14th hole at Olton Golf Club, since when he eventually connects with his Nike Golf Sasquatch 460 Driver, he generally pulls it way left.



 

Created by Nick Walters - Sun 1 Apr 2012 00:00:00 GMT
Last Updated by Nick Walters - Wed 19 Aug 2026 00:00:00 GMT

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